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Save an epic battle between Ronnie from “Jersey Shore” and Sheldon from “The Big Bang Theory,” it’s hard to imagine a more mismatched fight than one that flared up between action star Bruce Willis and director/professional comic book geek Kevin Smith.In his hilarious new memoir, “Tough Sh*t: Life Advice From a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good” (on sale March 20), Smith reveals how he fell out of love with Hollywood, in part because Willis dared Smith to punch him.Smith quickly learned the folly of major studio thinking.When he asked Universal for million to make “Mallrats,” he was told that they never made films for less than million.The filmmaker, however, always embraced new technology to reach his disciples.

This is gonna be the worst experience of my life.” Smith evaded attack by filming the scene Willis’ way, then retired to his trailer and punched three holes in the bathroom wall — holes his assistant later dubbed, “Die Hard One, Die Hard Two, and Die Hard Three.” After surviving the shoot with the man he refers to in the book as “the unhappiest, most bitter and meanest emo-bitch I’ve ever met at any job I’ve held down,” Smith began writing the horror film “Red State.” He secured financing for the million film through private investors after it was rejected by the Weinsteins — a signal to Smith that they’d fallen out of touch with their indie ethos — and intended to sell the film when it was done.

Weinstein and his brother, Bob, wanted three bigger names: David Schwimmer, Drew Barrymore and that master thespian Jon Stewart.

Smith’s quirky sensibility energized a small but passionate fanbase, something the executives blatantly disregarded.

When that request was denied — a thousand fans were already waiting to get in — the indie mogul called Smith’s producing partner, another Weinstein acolyte, and told him to delay.

Smith and his partner, stunned and hurt by the betrayal, refused, and when Weinstein showed up minutes before Smith was to introduce the film and asked to speak with him, Smith turned him away.

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